I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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