Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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