Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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