I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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