Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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