You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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