don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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