she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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