Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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