you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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