I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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