how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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