The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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