ugly people sure do ruin things
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
