you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just high enough for therapy.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize
