She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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