people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Randomize