Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you traded sex for a burrito?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
