I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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