i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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