Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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