This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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