i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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