he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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