i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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