Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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