Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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