I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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