I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I still have a little drunk in my system
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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