umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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