We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
foreskin is a definite game changer
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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