i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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