My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
two words...techno handjob
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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