sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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