This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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