Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
