I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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