I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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