hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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