Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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