So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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