Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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