# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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