Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
