hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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