Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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