Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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