Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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