So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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