fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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