weddingsv make me drug and hornr
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
This gyro tastes like lonliness
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
