Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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