She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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