He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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